it feels like someone…..
WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING
So I was doing some LOtR research because of course and a lot of people put Legolas’ last name down as Greenleaf. I got curious, and so i looked it up, and the word “Legolas” literally means Greenleaf.
Legolas is “Greenleaf Greenleaf.”
Legolas is Moon Moon
stupid bitch.. chose vanilla pudding john smith ass over your sexy ass bear claw paw print on ur manly ass chest having mocha sexy ass ass
pocahontas was the worst
what did i just read
i am LAUGHING
VANILLA PUDDING JOHN SMITH OMFG
suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like
Mass Effect... I Wish This Happened...
Shepard: Why does every single person on this damn ship think they can flirt with me? Especially when it's obvious that I want to be with Garrus...
Legion: I do not know, Shepard-Commander.
Shepard: You know, Legion. You're my only real friend on this whole damn ship. Don't ever change.
Legion: Acknowledged. Flirting algorithms now off-line.
Shepard: Than... Wait a minute... Have you been flirting with me?!
Legion: ... No data available.
Shepard: How are you getting drunk?
Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple-filtered, introduced in the suit through an emergency induction port.
Shepard: That's a straw, Tali.
Tali: Emergency induction port. It's actually getting harder to fit it in the slot. I think that means it's working.
“Whether you play FemShep or BroShep. Renegade or Paragon. You have to admit Shepard is the biggest badass.”
there is no waking from this nightmare